Informatičko - alkoholičarske skraćenice
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3 Mar , 2007 - 7:09:07 PM

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GLASAJTE
Smatrate sebe za osobu koja poznaje pojmove i skraćenice za razne protokole i servise?  Nije valjda da mislite da TCP/IP znači Transmision Control Protocol / Internet Protocol, ili da ono WWW što kucate u adresu vašeg internet pretraživača stvarno znači World Wide Web i kao poziva neki sajt? Nemojte da vas zavaraju time da CPU stvarno označava Central processing unit!
Sve je to počelo davno u lokalnoj kafani, kad se skupila grupa programera, administratora, inženjera i ostalih IT profesionalaca koji vole da popiju...
TCP/IP - tri crna piva / i pelinkovac
DHCP - dva hladna crna piva
WINS - vina ima, natoci svima
ASP - ajmo svi pit'
SLIP - sad litru i pelinkovac
PPP - pijem pivo popodne
DVD - daj vodu drugima
ISA - idu stari alkosi
GPS - gorki pelinkovac svima
GIS - gorki i stella
ODBC - odnesi dva ballantinesa curama
DNS - daj nam sol-a
ARP - ajmo radije piti
PAP - prekaljeni alkoholicari piju
ADO - alkohol dolazi odmah
.NET - neka etanol tece
IRC - Ipak Rakiju Curama
PHP - Posalji Hladno Pivo
HTTP - Hocu Tamno Toceno Pivo
CGI - Cirkaj Game Ipak
SCSI - Svi Cugamo Sipaj Isto
AGP - Alkohol Gospoda Piju
DDR - Donesi Domacu Rakiju
MIRC - Ma ipak rakiju curama smile.gif
ICQ - iskljucivo rakiju qpujem
FTP - fermentaciju toplo preporucujem
UTP - uveliko tekilu pijem
DSL - duplu sauzu lemam
AGP - Ajde gruni pivo
URL - Ujutro rešeno lecenje
FTP - Fermentacija tocenog piva
TELNET - Tocena efikasno litra nocu eliminiše tegobe
PERL - Ponesi evo rakije litru
PING - Pivna industrija nikad gora
WWW - Votka vodi vandalizmu
3D - 3 domace
GPRS - Gulimo prvo rakiju subotom
WAP - Veoma alkoholno pice
BMP - Biceš mamuran posle
CNC - Cele Noci Cugam
URL - Unicum Radi Lepo
JS - Jagermajster Sipaj
HTML - Hladan Tuborg Mamurluk Leci
USB - Uspi Strejt Burbon
JPG - Jedno Pivo Gospodjici
DSL - Daj Svima Lozu
P2P - Posalji 2 Piva
CSS - Cugaj Samo Smirnoff
DOS - Daj Opet Smirnoff
CPU - Cirkaj Pivo Uvek
HDD - Hajde Domacu Donesi
ISDN - Isto Samo Duplo Natoci
PDF - Pijemo Do Fajronta
TTF - Toci Tu Finlandiju
UPS - Udri Po Sljivovici
UTF8 - Uspi Tocenih Fostersa 8
WIN XP - Votku Iskljucivo Na EKS Pijem
ZIP - Zenama Ipak Pivo
PPD - Pelinkovac Prvo Donesi
MySQL - Metaxu Jednu Stavi Kocku Leda
ISDN - Idi Sestro Donesi Nikšicko
CABLE - Cevcim Absint Bijuci Ludu Esmeraldu (stanje zvano koma)
T3 - Tuborga Tri smile.gif
LOL - Laško Olvejz Laško
VoIP - Vinjak odmah ispij pijandur

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